What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[X] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[X]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[X]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde = with a nice ass
[]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[X]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[]1 = the kool-aid man
[]2 = a dog
[]3 = a shoe
[]4 = a toothbrush
[]5 = Santa Claus
[]6 = The Trojan man
[]7 = Barney the dinosaur
[]8 = a prostitute
[]9 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = my lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = my mom
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[x]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = your dealer
[]30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[]White = because I love marijuana
[X]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

Oh, Man, didn't see that coming....